Al Swearengen, Johnny Burns and others in “A Lie Agreed Upon, Part Two”

Al Swearengen

Jesus Christ!

Johnny Burns

Either Al got God or Dolly just stuck her thumb back up his ass.

Al Swearengen

Now, I'm halfway thinking this exaggerates the condition rather than alleviate it. If I might should query the doc, but then that cocksucker will only ask after gleets. Oh my God! Take it out. Take it out! Remove your fucking thumb! Why, if I was moving forward to get away from you, would you have fucking pursued me? When I stopped, pressed on yourself, to drive your thumb into my intestine?

Sorry.

Al Swearengen

Is it a river of blood, or what the fuck's pouring out of it now?

Nothing.

Al Swearengen

Huh. Close the ass-flap. The entire area of my fucking asshole is now one gigantic fucking throb. I have no idea what's transpiring in there.