Joanie Stubbs quotes from Deadwood

Al Swearengen

[discussing Custer at Little Bighorn] I'll tell you this, son, you can mark my words, Crazy Horse went into Little Bighorn, bought his people one good, long-term ass-fucking. You do not want to be a dirt-worshipping heathen from this fucking point forward. Pardon my French.

Joanie Stubbs

Oh, I speak French.

The creature I saw outside our place last night, who you said is the camp's mayor, now perches like a vulture over that man at breakfast.

Joanie Stubbs

Farnum. He owns the hotel.

Have you affection for Mayor Farnum?

Joanie Stubbs

None.

Good. Because the man the mayor expects to digest is going to toy and play with Mr. Farnum from camouflage for as long as he finds it amusing. And then make him a meal of his own.

Joanie Stubbs

Would you like a drink?

Jane

Yes. But my opening position is no.

Charlie Utter

Nigger General and Hostetler brung that horse back to camp that got away from ‘em and trampled the Sheriff's boy.

Joanie Stubbs

Is that so?

Charlie Utter

Wherever the two of them was, I guess they didn't feel their lives were in enough danger.