[The Udrogothian family meets Ned Frischman]
Just imagine, some day, humankind will wear its pants up that high.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Behold! With the touch of a button, I open garage doors... Without leaving my car!
[Ned goes to the present day to buy "Game Guys" for the people of Udrogoth]
NCNumb Clerk
Do you require assistance loading these into your tear in the space-time continuum?
And lo, the people of Udrogoth are swiftly captivated by the Game Guy's hot colors, multilevel mode, and overall playability.
Hey, shouldn't we watching for invaders?
Soon as I get to level 6.
IWAn Invading Warrior
Hey, shouldn't we be invading?
AIAnother Invading Warrior
Soon as I get to level 6.
[Twinkle the Marvel Horse tries to convince Candy to let him play.]
Shall I tell you of last night's dream? Dark forms came to me, whispering of unspeakable atrocities.
Stop with the dreams! You can try it!
Yes, to earn their batteries, the people of Udrogoth did labor mightily for Ned Frischman, constructing a sphinx of gold, Mount Frischmore, Big Ned's Putt-Putt Fun House, and the Great Pyramid... Of Ned.
[Sitting on top of a block for the pyramid while others push.] Let me explain again: I am doing actual work! Me! I don't think you understand how completely and utterly wrong this is!
But of all the tasks imposed on the people, the most difficult went to Dave: to create a sandwich in Ned's name!
Hrm... mayonnaise or mustard? I know! A perfect blend of both. I'll call it: mayotard!
[Faffy, Lula, and Twinkle rise as "The Thumbless Few" to overthrow Ned, Faffy sings fanfare]
For years, they have mocked us. "Oh! Oh! Look at them! They have no thumbs! Let us taunt them!" But now, who's gonna save the kingdom's bacon, huh?
NSNed's Guard
Yes! Level 6! Oh, and, uh, halt.
[Ned steps on a pedal attached to the Great Pyramid of Ned, and the top opens up.]
How's that for futuristic know-how, eh? Can any of the other pyramids do that? No, no, I don't think so!
[Lula's "trick" to getting to level 7]
Go to level 6 and ask directions.
One day I will return to the past, and my impact will be so great, the Barbarians will be called "Frischbarians!" Or, "barbariNeds!" Or maybe, "NedabariFrischians!"
Lay on this bench, and I drop this giant boulder on you. If you can move it, you'll be stronger!
You tie your calves into this machine, and this wild boar tries to tear them off. If you keep your legs, you'll be stronger!
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