(Grinning) Look, it's the vampire! (Points at Bushroot)
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Vampire? There's no such thing.
ZZeke
Well, we're just gonna see about that. (Lights match) Zack, get the diesel fuel.
Man-ape, ha! There's no such thing as a man-ape.
TTank
(Carrying a stove to the motorhome) Move!
Then again...
[about the Muddlefoots, who have been turned into zombies] Dad! Something is wrong with them! They're watching a test pattern!
Gooooooood, maybe they can understand the plot!
[about the test pattern] Hey, I seen this movie before!
Forget it, Gosalyn, you're too young to explode.
[smashing around inside a giant vacuum] This reminds me of my first flight. Actually, of all my flights.
Singed... but... triumphant.
[The episode begins during a blackout in St. Canard with police sirens heard in the background. We then find the one responsible for the blackout, a supervillain rat with electric powers, named Megavolt. He is seen taking out a light bulb.]
[first line] Hmm, nice filament. [He puts the light bulb to his case of stolen light bulbs. He then takes out another one and talks to it in a squeaky voice.] We are glad to see you, Megavolt. [normal voice] Oh, thank you, little light. Would you like to come live with me? [squeaky voice as light bulb] Ooh, that would be very nice!
[Darkwing and Launchpad are seen observing the scene from behind.]
Now, that is one four-star wacko.
A wacko named Megavolt. I know him only too well.
[Megavolt steals another light bulb.]
[off-screen, to Darkwing] What makes you think he's behind this blackout?
[jumps off Launchpad] Because he's an electric-walking dynamo. He gets a charge out of short-circuiting cities. [takes out his gas gun] Now, stay here, in case he volts, uh, bolts. [He runs off, then hides again.] Slowly, the silent scourge stalks his unsuspecting adversary. [He slowly and quietly sneaks up to Megavolt, but suddenly trips and falls, dropping his gas gun in the process, startling the electric-powered villain.] Ow!
[gasps] Darkwing Duck!
[sarcastically] Aw, did I spoil your shopping spree, Sparky?
[This angers Megavolt as he really hates being called "Sparky".]
[yelling angrily] BOY, I HATE WHEN YOU CALL ME THAT!
[He fires lightning bolts from his plug helmet, zapping Darkwing's gas gun to a crisp while also shocking his hand.]
Ow. [More electric bolts are fired at him, causing him to dodge them by jumping out of harm's way.] Yipe! [He falls off the roof, but his capes catches onto a pole, breaking his fall.] And people wonder why I wear a cape.
[laughing] At last! I get to pull the plug on Darkwing! [He laughs and prepares to finish off Darkwing with another lightning bolt, but his plug sparks, meaning his battery is low.] Oops. Looks like I've got a little power outage. [to Darkwing, tauntingly] Happy landings, Duck!
[He attempts to escape, but Launchpad blocks his way.]
[points at Megavolt] Hand over those bulbs, buddy!
What is with you people? Can't a guy have a hobby?!
[Launchpad tries to grab Megavolt from behind, only to get shocked and sent backwards to a metal square wall, screaming in pain. Darkwing climbs back up to the roof and pulls his sidekick out of the metal wall and the two chase after Megavolt in hot pursuit.]
[panting] Boy, this guy's a real live wire!
[They rush inside the building.]
Fortunately, we have a psychological advantage.
Because we’re sane, and he’s not?
No, because Megavolt is afraid of me. I've sent him to the electric chair. Twice. Ready? [He and Launchpad break into the steak knives room.] Hi-ya! [He then screams as he sees steak knives coming at him and his sidekick. He ducks down to dodge them, but Launchpad is pinned to the door.] Nice touch, electromagnetizing steak knives.
Launchpad It sure impressed me!
Maybe you'd better hang back.
No problem!
[Darkwing continues to chase Megavolt down an escalator.]
You can't run forever!
No, but you can!
[He fires an electric bolt at the escalator with his finger, and it moves faster than its usual speed. Megavolt laughs as Darkwing tries to run as fast as he can to escape, but his cape gets caught in a small hole in the escalator, pulling him in as he screams, then he comes out flattened.]
Lucky my suit is permanent press.
[Megavolt reaches the kitchen and stops running.]
[pants] I feel kinda... [deep voice] ...run down.
[He looks at his battery level in his glove, and seeing that it's very low, he pulls out a plug and plugs it in his chest, and the electronic devices react to it and charge him back up.]
You- are not a well person!
Oh, and you're normal? "I am the cold sore that stings your lip?" We're definitely talking demented here!
He's using everything but the kitchen sink!
[Megavolt magnetizes a sink, jumps inside, and flies away in it]
I stand corrected.
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