[The episode begins during a blackout in St. Canard with police sirens heard in the background. We then find the one responsible for the blackout, a supervillain rat with electric powers, named Megavolt. He is seen taking out a light bulb.]
[first line] Hmm, nice filament. [He puts the light bulb to his case of stolen light bulbs. He then takes out another one and talks to it in a squeaky voice.] We are glad to see you, Megavolt. [normal voice] Oh, thank you, little light. Would you like to come live with me? [squeaky voice as light bulb] Ooh, that would be very nice!
[Darkwing and Launchpad are seen observing the scene from behind.]
Now, that is one four-star wacko.
A wacko named Megavolt. I know him only too well.
[Megavolt steals another light bulb.]
[off-screen, to Darkwing] What makes you think he's behind this blackout?
[jumps off Launchpad] Because he's an electric-walking dynamo. He gets a charge out of short-circuiting cities. [takes out his gas gun] Now, stay here, in case he volts, uh, bolts. [He runs off, then hides again.] Slowly, the silent scourge stalks his unsuspecting adversary. [He slowly and quietly sneaks up to Megavolt, but suddenly trips and falls, dropping his gas gun in the process, startling the electric-powered villain.] Ow!
[gasps] Darkwing Duck!
[sarcastically] Aw, did I spoil your shopping spree, Sparky?
[This angers Megavolt as he really hates being called "Sparky".]
[yelling angrily] BOY, I HATE WHEN YOU CALL ME THAT!
[He fires lightning bolts from his plug helmet, zapping Darkwing's gas gun to a crisp while also shocking his hand.]
Ow. [More electric bolts are fired at him, causing him to dodge them by jumping out of harm's way.] Yipe! [He falls off the roof, but his capes catches onto a pole, breaking his fall.] And people wonder why I wear a cape.
[laughing] At last! I get to pull the plug on Darkwing! [He laughs and prepares to finish off Darkwing with another lightning bolt, but his plug sparks, meaning his battery is low.] Oops. Looks like I've got a little power outage. [to Darkwing, tauntingly] Happy landings, Duck!
[He attempts to escape, but Launchpad blocks his way.]
[points at Megavolt] Hand over those bulbs, buddy!
What is with you people? Can't a guy have a hobby?!
[Launchpad tries to grab Megavolt from behind, only to get shocked and sent backwards to a metal square wall, screaming in pain. Darkwing climbs back up to the roof and pulls his sidekick out of the metal wall and the two chase after Megavolt in hot pursuit.]
[panting] Boy, this guy's a real live wire!
[They rush inside the building.]
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