Darkwing Duck quotes

Darkwing

[waving weedwhacker, which suddenly sputters and dies] It slices! It DICES! It- runs out of gas...

Darkwing

Have I ever told you the story of the little girl, the golf club, and the firing squad?

Darkwing

Sometimes, being a parent makes crimefighting seem easy!

Drake

Admission for two adults and two tiny terrorists.

Darkwing

Phew, if that's Gosalyn, I can't be in a land of giants. I've probably just been... shrunk... to the size... of a... bug. Bleah.

[boredly] Don't shoot. The money's in the register.

Darkwing

Oh, no, no. I'm not a robber.

You're not a robber?

Darkwing

No.

You're just some weirdo in a mask?

Darkwing

Correct. I am just some weirdo in a mask.

[squeaky voice] Launchpad, I've been shrunk!

Launchpad

What was that, Darkwing? I can't understand you! [holds Darkwing up to his ear]

Darkwing

[shrieks] I'VE! BEEN! SHRUNK!

Launchpad

Well, gee, DW, I coulda told you that.

Never again will I be lonely! Never again will I be told, 'I can't go out with you, you're just a shrub!' I've found the way to obtain the perfect bride! I'm growing my own.

I can't marry a potato! She's a tuber, and I'm a shrub! Well, they say opposites attract...

[to a sales girl he has tied up] Which color do you think would look better on my bride? The pink or the blue?

Well, what does your bride look like?

She's a large potato.

Then I'd have to go with the blue.

Red taters you can reason with, but Russets... ugh, they's just plain mean!

Darkwing

There are no vampire potatoes. Scientists who turn themselves into plants, yes, but vampire potatoes? That's ridiculous!

You have stolen the heart of the woman I love! I'm not gonna rescue you, I'm gonna mow you down!

I'm gonna get you Darkwing Duck. (Runs and gets bazooka) Now you'll pay for taking Posey away from me! (Rednecks wander into the scene)

Hey fellers.