[first line of series] This is the city of St. Canard. Like any other major metropolis, it has its problems with the criminal element.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[To policeman] Another order of dastardly delinquents delivered on your doorstep, courtesy of Darkwing Duck! That's two words, not three; both D's capitalized. Here's my photo. If the papers need more glossies my number's on the card. [chuckles]
I thought this was the age of media glut! Where's the Action News van when you need them? ...and I spent all afternoon ironing this cape.
[gets smashed by his refrigerator in his kitchen obstacle course] I always forget the milk.
Let me understand this, Hammerhead... you and your "associates" are questioning my plan?
Gee, boss, no... well, sorta. The boys and I were wondering if we couldn't wait until the train stops before we steal the Ramrod!
Ohhhhhhhh, you mean after the army takes control of the weapon with its tanks and jeeps and hundreds of guards! [snorts angrily]
I guess we didn't think of that! [to Hoof and Mouth] Why didn't you think of that?!
[grabs Hammerhead by the neck] Because I am the brains and you are the stooge!
[wheezing] That's it, boss. I'm a stooge. Just call me Curly! [chokes]
WWarden
Bulba, I trust you're still enjoying your stay in prison?
It's peaceful. No one bothers me. Actually, it suits my business needs perfectly.
[watching Taurus Bulba's condor through binoculars] I know birds fly south for the winter, but this is the first one I've seen with luggage!
[Darkwing crashes throught the roof of Launchpad's hanger.]
Bruised, battered, but never defeated, Darkwing Duck springs back into action! [pops his back] Clever of me to use my spine to break my fall like that.
[first line] Hold it right there, you pirate! Nobody messes with the airplanes in my hangar, or my name isn't Launchpad McQuack!
I have a scrapbook full of all your newspaper clippings! Of course, it isn't a very big scrapbook...
[nervously] Um, wouldn't it be easier to catch the bad guys if we were flying the other way?
Oh yeah. [turns plane around forward] Sometimes I have trouble with that...
[whines] They got away...
[laughs] Can't argue that point, DW! So what do we do next?
"We"? "We" do nothing. I work alone.
But I could be your sidekick.
Singing cowboys have sidekicks! I rely on me, nobody but me, got that?
[grabs Darkwing's leg] Please, please, please, please, please...
[pulls away] Let me make this clear to you: I never want to see you again!
Okay... so do you want my phone number?
The Ramrod is useless without the arming code. Unfortunately, someone arranged an accident for Professor Waddlemeyer last year before I could learn it! Go to the St. Canard Orphanage and bring me his granddaughter. She was practically raised in his lab. If anyone knows the code, she does. After we get the code, then she can have an accident. Hahahahaha. like her grandfather. I trust you can get the order right this time!
No problem. Code first, THEN accident.
ODOrphanage Director
You know Gosalyn, and you willingly came to see her?
[first line] Comin' through! All right, play it where it lays!
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