Darkwing Duck quotes

Darkwing

I could have had a life, but no, I chose to be a clown in a mask and cape! All I need are floppy shoes and bozo nose!

Gosalyn

I'm sorry, Darkwing. If they hadn't caught me, you wouldn't have risked your life.

Darkwing

Gos, before I met you I didn't have a life worth risking.

Gosalyn

[after the condor drops her and almost lets her hit the ground] And to think, I used to pay money for rides like that.

Mom was right. I should have been a dental hygienist.

Taurus Bulba

I underestimated you once, Darkwing Duck! This time you simply die!

I'm sorry, Mr. Mallard. Gosalyn's not feeling very well today. And frankly, it appears you've seen better days yourself.

Drake Mallard

Oh, the bandages? Just a little kitchen accident. I always forget the milk.

Gosalyn

I thought you were-

Drake

Ha! Nobody can hurt Dark- uh, Drake Mallard. Besides, I've got to take care of myself, now that I've going to have an adopted daughter to worry about.

[first line] Hey, stop it you guys! Give it back!

Son of a broccoli! What have I done to myself?

[sadly] All I wanted to do was make the world a better place to live. Now look at me. I'm a walking salad bar.

I guess a dog's not a tree's best friend. Wait a minute, you moved! But you can't move! But you did move. I must be losing my mind. I gotta sit down for a moment.

[sits down] Ah, thanks. Oh no, it happened again. A drink? Yes, that's what I need. A drink. [drinks some water through his root-foot] I must have some telepathic link with plants. This is a scientific breakthrough! Yes, that's it! I'm the Doctor Doolittle of the plant world!

Darkwing

I was soon to discover that the only thing more dangerous than a half-plant, half-duck is a half-plant, half-duck in love.

Darkwing

[wrapping himself in vines] We're creating the perfect disguise to catch Bushroot!

But that's poison ivy!

Darkwing

I see. Well, then, that explains this incredible itching sensation. AAAAAH!

Darkwing

You feel "so sorry" for that villainous vegetable? That, that.. flipped-out, felonious flora?!? I'M the one with the Swiss-cheese cape!

Ah, what a beautiful bride you are! And with a beautiful blossom like you at my side, the whole world will be green with envy! This is the happiest day of my life! [blows nose]

But- but- I can't marry you, Dr. Bushroot! I'm a working girl, my career means too much to me right now! Besides, you're a plant, I'm a duck, it'll never work out.