Just get him to the courtroom in one piece so he can talk.
Does he need to have all his teeth?
S1 E10Red
Excuse me. The gentleman I checked in with-
CConcierge
Your husband?
Yeah. Do you know where he went?
CConcierge
I called him a cab. Where is my ten percent?
Ten percent? Of what?
CConcierge
Either I get paid, or you don't work this hotel again.
[Max grabs him by the neck and pulls him across the desk.]
You puttin' the touch on the working girls? You think you deserve a piece of the action for sittin' here on your can, lookin' down your nose at them? I don't think so.
CConcierge
I can't breathe.
I ever hear about you shaking down my sisters again, I'll come back here and slap you like the bitch that you are. Now where did my husband go?
CConcierge
Steel Pole Saloon, Eighth and Pender.
Max [releasing him]: Have a nice night.
They got you good.
I need to get my ass kicked once in a while. Just to keep me real.
These guys aren't going away, Max.
Kinda pesky like that.
Max...
You don't have to tell me to be afraid. I'm already there.
S1 E11Art Attack
Maybe weddings should be held in secret. That way, when the marriage falls apart you haven't spent a whole lot of loot on what was really a big old public humiliation...
JUncle Jonas
You must think I'm talking through my hat.
Not unless you wear your hat on your ass.
GGangster
Do you know what defenestration is?
OGOther guy
Isn't that when you cut all the trees down?
One thing you can say about Normal is at least he knows who he is.
A constipated, crusty, angry, rhythm-free, Republican white man?
Well, what’s in it for me?
Money. Lots of it... Ten bucks.
With my DNA I’m pretty much a blood relative to everybody who’s been anybody, ever. Winston Churchill... Einstein... Pocahontas.
I can’t believe they actually came through for me.
DDuvalier
What you thought, they just was gonna let you die?
Yes, actually. They don’t like me too much.
DDuvalier
I could understand that.
S1 E12Rising
WWoman
So, have you worked in insurance before?
Technically speaking, no. But remember back in school when you used to play the dozens?
WWoman
I'm sorry?
You know, trading insults. Like, your breath's so bad, when people call you on the phone they hang up. I happen to be blessed with mad verbal skills. Kids used to pay me cash money to come up with dis they could use. So, in a way, I guess you could say I sold insurance against catastrophic tongue failure.
[on the answering machine] You've reached the number you dialled.
Original Cindy [selling insurance over the phone]: Hello? Is this Mr. Rogelio Riquelme? Have you ever worried what might happen to you or your dependants if you were left unable to work due to a disfiguring accident? No, no, don't hang up. Do not hang up this phone. [Sighs] I know you're a busy man, sugar, but let me keep it real for y'all. You lose an arm or a leg and Washington Meridian Insurance is gonna drop 20 large on whatever is left of your ass, which is better than nothin', aiight? Is that your seed I hear crying his little head off? What's his name, boo? And what's little Rogelio and the baby's mamma gonna do if you stone-cold dead? No, daddy, no dolla, dolla. Unless you step to me and plan for that child's future. 'Cause Original Cindy has got you covered all over like foundation makeup on a drag queen.
I got a surprise for you... cover your eyes
Is it a new carburettor? It is, isn't it.
No.
Flowers? Jewellery?
Since when do you wear jewellery?
I'm open to the idea!
It's not jewellery. Don't peek.
I'm not!
[Bleeding from her eyes after inserting the implant] How do I look in red?
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