Report.
Successful copulation between myself and X5-452, ma'am. [pause] Twice.
Excellent, 452. What would your boyfriend say?
Dark Angel · Season 2
Report.
Successful copulation between myself and X5-452, ma'am. [pause] Twice.
Excellent, 452. What would your boyfriend say?
Easy, easy, easy. Relax, big fella.
You relax, little fella.
Wow, you can talk.
Wow?
Max? On the outside?
Max outside. That's the plan.
Joshua outside. Th-That's the plan.
I'm gonna be out of here in five minutes and go back to my cell and you'll get rid of me for the night. Okay, 452?
My name's Max.
Whatever you say.
You should have a name too.
Well, I told you, my designation's 494.
Doesn't suit you. I'm gonna call you Alec.
Alec.
As in smart aleck.
I can live with that.
Good. 'Cause my second choice was Dick.
It's raining? In Seattle? Stop the presses.
You shot me!
I told you to duck.
[shaving] I've been wanting to do this for months.
I see they don't let you do your nails up at Manticore either.
No respect for the girlie arts, that place. I had to torch it.
What are you bozos thinking, knocking over a Quickie Mart?
They're trying to kill us. The signal's bogus. It's a trap.
If I may sir, that doesn't make any sense. We're valuable military assets representing billions of dollars in R&D.
Why would Manticore try to get rid of us?
I want to get rid of you, and I just met you.
All your training goes out the window.
Yes, ma'am!
Starting with your blind obedience to Manticore and all it represents.
Yes, ma'am!
Which means you're gonna stop calling me "ma'am" and start calling me Max.
Yes, ma'am!
Yes, 'Max'. That's my name. And now that you're in the real world, you should have names too.
oh, for the love of the.
shut up
Having a little family reunion?
You must be the new bad guy in my life.
You know, 452, you're much prettier than in your picture.
Gee, miss the old bad guys already.
What can I say, Norm? Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
Well, when the going gets cute, the tough get going.
You two lost?
We're looking for someone. Maybe you've seen him around.
What's he look like?
Um, really tall. Wears an army jacket. Kind of, uh--
Hairy. Lots of growling, some barking--
[dog barking] Hush, Bongo.
Like that.
Logan found an ex-Manticore tech thinks he can cure the virus.
When you gonna let your face in on the good news?
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