SSung
You know, I'm getting the sense that you are not a man to be taken lightly. Am I right about that, Mr. Ronald? Are you not a man to be taken lightly?
Uh... Mmm... Yeah. I mean, no. Uh... Uh, yeah, I most certainly am... not.
S1 E8Blah Blah, Woof Woof.
Logan [after being beaten by Max at chess]: Isn't it against the superhuman code to use your powers to take advantage of we mere mortals?
If you die on me, I'll kick your ass.
S1 E9Out
Why is it that guys are so task oriented? It's just work, work, work, work, work.
Because otherwise all we'd think about is sex, sex, sex, sex, sex.
Where did you find cold-pressed virgin olive oil from Tuscany in this economy?
I broke into the Italian embassy.
Don't hold up the world on my account.
The world will still be broken in the morning.
Fine. I'll just reorganize my entire life because some girl wants to cook dinner for me.
BBling
That's kind of how it works. How civilization happened... And she's not some girl.
Tell me about it.
I hope I can pull this off.
Max, you can do this. I've watched you tear down and rebuild a motorcycle in under two hours.
Different skill set.
So how come you're all macked out like a playa playa?
The reason it's called a personal life is 'cause it's personal.
[Normal hands a package to Max.]
Here. Hot run, 930 Iliff. Beat it. Away you go.
MCMax/Cindy
Booty call.
Men. They just don't have the mental or emotional capacity to make a real connection.
You're better off kicking it with some gorgeous slow-witted stud who you can send on his way.
I'm swearing off the whole gender.
I tried that. You will so hate your life.
In defense of my gender women come into the world with a mission which is to make offspring. Men have to find a mission, create things. Um, space travel. Space travel, the carbureted bong. I personally know this guy who figured out a way to breathe through his anus by threading ordinary aquarium tubing inside his colon.
You know what? I am beginning to think that Normal's right- you are an idiot.
S1 E10Red
Just like I thought - it's that idiot in 12B. Where does he get off thinking he can jack our power on bath night?
Says he needs it for his space heater so his cannabis crop doesn't die.
Max [removes the power cables and replaces them]: Tough. I'm gonna have a hot bath. His weed's gonna have to chill. I mean, we stole the power first - it belongs to us.
Totally.
Bruno?! I thought you were dead!
BBruno
I thought you were dead.
Sorry to disappoint.
[He tightens his grip around her waist.]
Oh, great. Now I need another bath.
BBruno
I'm serious! I gotta call my kid.
You actually have offspring? Is it considered Homo sapiens?
Logan [on phone, clearly expecting Max]: Hey.
Hey.
Logan [surprised]: Hey.
You got Original Cindy here.
Oh. Hey.
We already did that.
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