Maybe weddings should be held in secret. That way, when the marriage falls apart you haven't spent a whole lot of loot on what was really a big old public humiliation...
“Art Attack” · Season 1, Episode 11
In this episode: Max (3), Original Cindy (2), Normal (2), Sketchy (1)
JUncle Jonas
You must think I'm talking through my hat.
Not unless you wear your hat on your ass.
GGangster
Do you know what defenestration is?
OGOther guy
Isn't that when you cut all the trees down?
One thing you can say about Normal is at least he knows who he is.
A constipated, crusty, angry, rhythm-free, Republican white man?
Well, what’s in it for me?
Money. Lots of it... Ten bucks.
With my DNA I’m pretty much a blood relative to everybody who’s been anybody, ever. Winston Churchill... Einstein... Pocahontas.
I can’t believe they actually came through for me.
DDuvalier
What you thought, they just was gonna let you die?
Yes, actually. They don’t like me too much.
DDuvalier
I could understand that.
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