Dark Angel · Season 1, Episode 12
“Rising” · Season 1, Episode 12
In this episode: Max (2), Logan (2), Original Cindy (2)
So, have you worked in insurance before?
Technically speaking, no. But remember back in school when you used to play the dozens?
I'm sorry?
You know, trading insults. Like, your breath's so bad, when people call you on the phone they hang up. I happen to be blessed with mad verbal skills. Kids used to pay me cash money to come up with dis they could use. So, in a way, I guess you could say I sold insurance against catastrophic tongue failure.
[on the answering machine] You've reached the number you dialled.
Original Cindy [selling insurance over the phone]: Hello? Is this Mr. Rogelio Riquelme? Have you ever worried what might happen to you or your dependants if you were left unable to work due to a disfiguring accident? No, no, don't hang up. Do not hang up this phone. [Sighs] I know you're a busy man, sugar, but let me keep it real for y'all. You lose an arm or a leg and Washington Meridian Insurance is gonna drop 20 large on whatever is left of your ass, which is better than nothin', aiight? Is that your seed I hear crying his little head off? What's his name, boo? And what's little Rogelio and the baby's mamma gonna do if you stone-cold dead? No, daddy, no dolla, dolla. Unless you step to me and plan for that child's future. 'Cause Original Cindy has got you covered all over like foundation makeup on a drag queen.
I got a surprise for you... cover your eyes
Is it a new carburettor? It is, isn't it.
No.
Flowers? Jewellery?
Since when do you wear jewellery?
I'm open to the idea!
It's not jewellery. Don't peek.
I'm not!
[Bleeding from her eyes after inserting the implant] How do I look in red?
(selling insurance over the phone) How much if you lost your what? What am I wearing? (hangs up on customer) Freak.
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