Max quotes from Dark Angel

Max

Girls kick ass, says so on the t-shirt.

Max

I steal things in order to sell them for money. It's called commerce.

Max

Kendra, this is a motorcycle. Its sole reason for being is to go fast, very fast. Not for you to use as a clothesline. Now, make no mistake. I love you as a friend and a roommate, but I love my motorcycle more. Stay away from the bike, okay?

Max

Take a header into the deep end when the pool's empty, you're going to go splat. Law of gravity. And even Jesus Christ himself had to obey the law of gravity... for a while, anyway.

Max

You're so stupid, the word special comes to mind!

Max

Are you high? I've got people looking to either put me in a cage for the rest of my life, turn me into a science project, or kill me. Probably all three. Now I've managed to drop off the radar screen and I plan to keep it that way.

Max

So what do you think? Maybe after I betray the woman who trusts me and you grease her and her daughter we could, um... go on a date?

Max

It's amazing what happens when you put three dirtbags in a room and money disappears. Tempers flare. Guns are drawn--three dead dirtbags.

Max

Oh don't tell me you're one of those people, because a raindrop fell in the ocean a million years ago, and a butterfly farted in India, you and I are sitting here drinking a cup of coffee that taste like goat piss.

Max

Unravel this mystery, grasshopper. What’s the sound of one hand hitting you upside your head, hmm?

Max

I never pictured you as the married type. You're more the lone warrior. You know - windmills, armor.

Max

But you know what really bums my ass out? I had a chance to swipe some towels from the hotel and I totally spaced it.

Max

You're such a gentleman. [slams the terrorist to the wall] Too bad I'm not a lady.

Max

Thanks. That's what I don't understand about this whole economic breakdown thing. We have this huge toothpaste shortage but you can buy peppermint oil.

Max

We'll play "pin the name on the barcode" later.

Max

What he said.