(selling insurance over the phone) How much if you lost your what? What am I wearing? (hangs up on customer) Freak.
S1 E12Rising
S1 E13The Kidz Are Aiight
This is just one more reason I'm glad I'm a lesbian. We don't put ourselves through all this drama. After the second date, we move in together.
You called me, right? You remembered my number.
It's not the same.
Yes, you can do it if you try.
No, it's different with you. I mean, how could I forget... a single thing about you? How could I?
Eyes Only just made himself another enemy.
Well, it was getting a little quiet around here.
S1 E14Female Trouble
By the way, some of those black-helicopter storm-trooper folks stopped by, asking about a transgenic teenage killing machine. I said you were out.
JJace
Because I am dumb. I am so damn dumb that it would take ten acts of divine providence to raise me to the level of blissful ignorance. SIR!
An X5 assassin in a family way.
How’d it happen?
VVertes
In the usual manner, I suspect.
Sounds like Manticore’s gotten its swerve on since my day.
Donald Lydecker, wherever you are, you can kiss my genetically-engineered ass!
S1 E15Haven
CSCalvin 'Sketchy' Theodore
It's gonna run out before they get to us.
Will you stop?
I really need new shoes, man.
Uh, Sketchy, this line's for gas.
I know. Sky said if I score him a couple gallons of premium, he'd give me a pair of bike tires. Hey, no cutting!
I thought you wanted shoes.
Sky doesn't have shoes. Herbal has shoes.
So you're gonna trade him the tires for the shoes.
Herbal doesn't need tires. He needs a waffle iron for his lady. Original Cindy needs tires.
And Original Cindy has a waffle iron.
No, Normal has a waffle iron. He's gonna swap Original Cindy for some lingerie so she can give it to Herbal for the tires Sky's giving me for the gas, which is how I'm getting my shoes.
Nice. What does Normal want with lingerie?
I'm a businessman. I don't ask questions.
SSage
Triptophan... I'll get you some milk.
How did you know?
SSage
My aunt's a doctor. She doesn't just give you a glass of milk when you can't sleep- she tells you why it's gonna work.
If I'd known this was gonna be an Eyes Only wilderness retreat, I wouldn't have come.
So I'm just supposed to let him get away with it?
You can't right every wrong.
You've got to at least try.
Whatever. Go talk to your source. This girl's gonna kick back, make S'mores, and relax.
Fine. I'll be back later.
Don't hurry.
[glaring at her on his way out] Have fun. Because that is the most important thing.
I'll try. Even though I'll be wracked by guilt since I don't have enough to share with every single person on this planet.
Class One, VIP, no-questions-asked sector passes. I had to hang upside-down outside the window for an hour to swipe these from police headquarters. I almost horked, I got so nauseous, and I hate horking. You're not bailing on me.
MMan
Welcome to Cape Haven.
...Where the men are men and the tourists are afraid.
It's good to know that when the superhero's otherwise occupied, the sidekick's ready to step in. How are you feeling?
Okay, considering I've never killed anyone before.
Sometimes, you have no other choice.
S1 E16Shorties in Love
What is it with guys and lesbians anyway? I mean, what's so damn fascinating about being unwanted by the opposite sex?
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