Max quotes from Dark Angel

Max

How much did Lans pay you to give up your father?

You’ll never prove anything!

Max

Did you hate him that much or was it just the money?

It was both, all right? It was both.

Max

Say goodbye to one of them.

No! [Grabs a bunch with her hands]

Max

That should just about cover a one-way ticket to Portland. And you always have your hate.

Herbal

Let the injustice roll off you like water.

Max

I let Normal screeching roll off me like water. I let cheating boyfriends roll off me like water. I let everything that is wrong and lousy in this world roll off me like water -- but this is my motorcycle.

Logan

There's some food in the kitchen if you're hungry.

Max

Not really.

Logan

Me neither. What time is it?

Max

Late.

Logan

You can crash here if you want. In the guest room.

Max

Not tired.

Logan

Me neither. Feel like going for a spin in the park?

Max

It's raining.

Logan

I don't mind.

Max

Me neither.

Logan

So... that was Lydecker.

Max

Yep, my own private Anti-Christ, up close and personal.

Logan

Shorter than I imagined.

Max

I saved his life...

Logan

And here I thought I was special.

Max

He was about to take a bullet in the head. All I had to do was stand there and do nothing, and I could cross Donald Lydecker off my list of things to worry about.

Logan

You didn't exploit tactical advantage over your enemy? He'd be so disappointed if he knew...

Max

How sick is that? But for some reason, I couldn't let it happen. And I have no idea why.

Logan

Life good, murder bad?

Max

They're putting you up [at the hotel] during the conference?

Kendra

Not a chance.

Max

Too bad. I was hoping we could score some towels.

Kendra

If I get invited to shower with anyone I'll see what I can do.

It was the best of you that ran away that night.

Max

Yeah, well, we wanted to start a rock band.

Lydecker

Can I have some water, please?

Max

Fresh out. I'd spit on you, but it'd be a waste of good saliva.

Max

[humming]

Logan

That's the music.

Max

From... the car?

Logan

Right... from the car.

Max

You know, about what happened...

Logan

After the car?

Max

I was real emotional, with all that was going on.

Logan

I know.

Max

It's not like-

Logan

Me neither-

Max

I mean-

Logan

Exactly-

Max

So long as that's clear.

Logan

I'm glad we talked about it.

Max

Me too.

Logan

[nods]

Max

[smiling] See ya.

Logan

Later.

Max

Why is it that guys are so task oriented? It's just work, work, work, work, work.

Because otherwise all we'd think about is sex, sex, sex, sex, sex.

Kendra

Where did you find cold-pressed virgin olive oil from Tuscany in this economy?

Max

I broke into the Italian embassy.

Max

Don't hold up the world on my account.

Logan

The world will still be broken in the morning.

Max

I hope I can pull this off.

Kendra

Max, you can do this. I've watched you tear down and rebuild a motorcycle in under two hours.

Max

Different skill set.

So how come you're all macked out like a playa playa?

The reason it's called a personal life is 'cause it's personal.

Here. Hot run, 930 Iliff. Beat it. Away you go.

Booty call.

Max

Men. They just don't have the mental or emotional capacity to make a real connection.

Kendra

You're better off kicking it with some gorgeous slow-witted stud who you can send on his way.

Max

I'm swearing off the whole gender.

Kendra

I tried that. You will so hate your life.