Kendra quotes from Dark Angel

Kendra

It sucks.

Max

What sucks?

Kendra

I come home, it's 3:00 a.m. You're still out. I feel like I got hit by a cement truck and you've been up for an hour bouncing around. That, by definition, sucks.

Max

I made you coffee. That ought to help cope with the injustice of the world a little.

Kendra

I feel almost human.

Max

Yeah. Me, too.

You're heterosexual. What's up with that?

Kendra

No clue.

Kendra

There's only one word for you and it starts with an "s", ends with a "t", and it's got a "u" and "l" in the middle.

Max

"Sult"?

Kendra

A dyslexic slut at that.

Max

They're putting you up [at the hotel] during the conference?

Kendra

Not a chance.

Max

Too bad. I was hoping we could score some towels.

Kendra

If I get invited to shower with anyone I'll see what I can do.

Kendra

Where did you find cold-pressed virgin olive oil from Tuscany in this economy?

Max

I broke into the Italian embassy.

Max

I hope I can pull this off.

Kendra

Max, you can do this. I've watched you tear down and rebuild a motorcycle in under two hours.

Max

Different skill set.

Max

Men. They just don't have the mental or emotional capacity to make a real connection.

Kendra

You're better off kicking it with some gorgeous slow-witted stud who you can send on his way.

Max

I'm swearing off the whole gender.

Kendra

I tried that. You will so hate your life.

Max

Just like I thought - it's that idiot in 12B. Where does he get off thinking he can jack our power on bath night?

Kendra

Says he needs it for his space heater so his cannabis crop doesn't die.

Kendra

Totally.