Why is it that guys are so task oriented? It's just work, work, work, work, work.
Because otherwise all we'd think about is sex, sex, sex, sex, sex.
Where did you find cold-pressed virgin olive oil from Tuscany in this economy?
I broke into the Italian embassy.
Don't hold up the world on my account.
The world will still be broken in the morning.
Fine. I'll just reorganize my entire life because some girl wants to cook dinner for me.
BBling
That's kind of how it works. How civilization happened... And she's not some girl.
Tell me about it.
I hope I can pull this off.
Max, you can do this. I've watched you tear down and rebuild a motorcycle in under two hours.
Different skill set.
So how come you're all macked out like a playa playa?
The reason it's called a personal life is 'cause it's personal.
[Normal hands a package to Max.]
Here. Hot run, 930 Iliff. Beat it. Away you go.
MCMax/Cindy
Booty call.
Men. They just don't have the mental or emotional capacity to make a real connection.
You're better off kicking it with some gorgeous slow-witted stud who you can send on his way.
I'm swearing off the whole gender.
I tried that. You will so hate your life.
In defense of my gender women come into the world with a mission which is to make offspring. Men have to find a mission, create things. Um, space travel. Space travel, the carbureted bong. I personally know this guy who figured out a way to breathe through his anus by threading ordinary aquarium tubing inside his colon.
You know what? I am beginning to think that Normal's right- you are an idiot.
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