Max quotes from Dark Angel

Logan

You have good taste. French, 1920s, attributed to Chitarus.

Max

Whoever that is.

Logan

Oh. So... what, you liked it 'cause it was shiny?

Max

No, because it's the Egyptian goddess Bast, the goddess who comprehends all goddesses, eye of Ra, protector, avenger, destroyer, giver of life who lives forever.

You tell Theo if he's not in tomorrow, he can start looking for another job.

Max

I don't know how to break this to you, Normal. We're all looking for another job.

A nuclear airburst wipes out every record of every kind of computer east of the Rockies and you want me to find a woman that you met when you were nine whose last name you don't even know. Maybe you could give me something more on her... some detail... anything.

Max

She was nice.

Okay, that's big.

Who are you?

Max

You going to put me on your Christmas card list?

Sit.

Max

Not right now.

Not right now. Okay. When?

Max

After you get a new personality and lose about 20 years.

Quite a mouth on a girl so young. My guess is, talking isn't what it does best.

Max

Only way you're ever going to find out is reincarnation.

Max

How much about last night do you actually remember?

Enough to know it's a night I'll never forget.

Kendra

There's only one word for you and it starts with an "s", ends with a "t", and it's got a "u" and "l" in the middle.

Max

"Sult"?

Kendra

A dyslexic slut at that.

I've got to ask... the other night... was it as amazing for you as it was for me?

Max

Eric, you the man!

Logan

You know there was a time when this city actually worked.

Max

Or so they say.

Well, well, well... so far, your moron colleagues have come up with the following excuses for why you're strolling in here at the crack of noon - you had a dental emergency, your aunt died... again, and my personal favorite from this idiot - you were detained by the sector police for practicing witchcraft. Now, would you care to further insult my intelligence?

Max

I overslept.

Max

So what are you in for?

Cannibalism. I ate my parents.

Damn, girl, what's in those pills?

Max

Spinach.

Logan

I always knew that underneath that bio-engineered, military issue armor plating there was a beating heart.

Max

Let's not go overboard here. I'm not signing up to join the Logan Cale Brigade for the Defense of Widows, Small Children and Lost Animals.

Logan

You could be field commander.

Max

I think not.

Max

So what's for dinner? You gonna feed me or you going just sit there?

Logan

You know... You were much sweeter when you weren't feeling well.

Max

The bitch is back.

You know what, you don’t play so nice with others.

Max

I was home schooled.