TV QuotesDatabase
S1 E5

Dark Angel · Season 1, Episode 5

“411 on the DL” quotes from Dark Angel

10 quotes

“411 on the DL” · Season 1, Episode 5

In this episode: Max (4), Normal (3), Original Cindy (2), Sketchy (2), Logan (1), Zack (1), Herbal (1)

I don't want to interrupt your social life with my petty concerns, so why don't we just close down the business and live off the charity of strangers, huh?

Oh don't tell me you're one of those people, because a raindrop fell in the ocean a million years ago, and a butterfly farted in India, you and I are sitting here drinking a cup of coffee that taste like goat piss.

Sam [aka Zack]: Anything is possible.

Unravel this mystery, grasshopper. What’s the sound of one hand hitting you upside your head, hmm?

I never pictured you as the married type. You're more the lone warrior. You know - windmills, armor.

Max [voiceover]: I don't sleep much, but that's okay. Takes up an awful lot of time, and I can always find something productive to do. Sometimes I think, "What's wrong with all you people, snoring your lives away?" Night is the best part of the whole day.

Let the injustice roll off you like water.

I let Normal screeching roll off me like water. I let cheating boyfriends roll off me like water. I let everything that is wrong and lousy in this world roll off me like water -- but this is my motorcycle.

Sam [aka Zack]: Who would I talk to about working here?

Well, if you're smart, no one. But if you're desperate and male prostitution is out of the question talk to that fool. [pointing to Normal]

[Herbal] was smoking a marijuana cigarette in the men's room.

Herbal Thought happens to be a Rastafarian. Ganja happens to be a sacrament in his religion.

It says right there in Genesis: "Thou shalt eat the herb of the fields."

Listen, if Herbal was nibbling leafy vegetables in the men's room I would give up my life defending his right to do so. But no, that's not the case. He was breaking the law of the land.

Funny how everything started to fall apart when you canned Herbal.

Oh, I get it. This is some sort of job slowdown. Ooh! Payback for me trying to operate a drug-free workplace.

JPJam Pony Rider

A sacrament-free workplace is more like it.

There's some food in the kitchen if you're hungry.

Not really.

Me neither. What time is it?

Late.

You can crash here if you want. In the guest room.

Not tired.

Me neither. Feel like going for a spin in the park?

It's raining.

I don't mind.

Me neither.

These quotes come from Wikiquote's Dark Angel pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.