Alec quotes from Dark Angel

Alec

What are you bozos thinking, knocking over a Quickie Mart?

Alec

Well, when the going gets cute, the tough get going.

Alec

Look, Josh, you’re a great artist, apparently. But you’re also, to be frank, a dog-boy.

Alec

You know, but just, uh, tell her you lost the papers. Tell her, uh, I don’t know, tell her your dog ate ‘em. Tell her you ate ‘em.

Alec

(to Logan about Asha and Max) What in the world do they see in you?

Alec

I don't want your pity. I want your absence.

Alec

I'm always alright.

Alec

I mean, why consummate two years of unbridled passion when we can have pasta?

Alec

Have they ever even once said "I love you"? No. No, Max, Max would choke on the words. Logan, eh, he'd say it...in an email. (imitating Max) "Oh, he's not my boyfriend, we were never even like that, it was never the right time..." No, Logan is a repressed WASP and Max is...a broken toy. The two of them will never work out together.

Report.

Successful copulation between myself and X5-452, ma'am. [pause] Twice.

Excellent, 452. What would your boyfriend say?

Alec

I'm gonna be out of here in five minutes and go back to my cell and you'll get rid of me for the night. Okay, 452?

Max

My name's Max.

Alec

Whatever you say.

Max

You should have a name too.

Alec

Well, I told you, my designation's 494.

Max

Doesn't suit you. I'm gonna call you Alec.

Alec

Alec.

Max

As in smart aleck.

Alec

I can live with that.

Max

Good. 'Cause my second choice was Dick.

Alec

They're trying to kill us. The signal's bogus. It's a trap.

If I may sir, that doesn't make any sense. We're valuable military assets representing billions of dollars in R&D.

Why would Manticore try to get rid of us?

Alec

I want to get rid of you, and I just met you.

Max

All your training goes out the window.

Yes, ma'am!

Max

Starting with your blind obedience to Manticore and all it represents.

Yes, ma'am!

Max

Which means you're gonna stop calling me "ma'am" and start calling me Max.

Yes, ma'am!

Max

Yes, 'Max'. That's my name. And now that you're in the real world, you should have names too.

Alec

oh, for the love of the.

Max

shut up

You two lost?

Alec

We're looking for someone. Maybe you've seen him around.

What's he look like?

Max

Um, really tall. Wears an army jacket. Kind of, uh--

Alec

Hairy. Lots of growling, some barking--

[dog barking] Hush, Bongo.

Alec

Like that.

White

Tell me, 494, have you been in contact with this girl? We know that you were breeding partners back at Manticore.

Alec

It was just a summer fling.