Danny Phantom · Season 1
I am no longer the Box Ghost! I am now... [Grabs Sam's mechanical frog] ...the Mechanical Frog Ghost! [Frog shorts out] Uh.... I changed my mind! I am once again the Box Ghost! And will have nothing to do with mechanical amphibians! [Disappears]
Now there's someone who knows exactly who he is.
[to Sam; trying prove who he is since he's in Poindexter's body] In second grade, Tucker threw up in your lunchbox, but he told you Ricky Marsh did it.
What?! I kicked him off the monkey bars for that! [faces Tucker, with a surprised/angry look] It was you?! [gasps]
Danny?!
[having Danny at his mercy] Tremble before the might of the Box Ghost, as you are devoured by- [pauses and reads the side of a box] -oh yeah... costumes and props from the Broadway classic, My Fair Lady! [hurls contents of box at Danny] Beware! [flees]
[about to start a presentation about freeing frogs from being dissected] Fellow students, something sick and disgusting is happening right right here in our school. And I'm about to show you what it is! [pulls up curtain, and Danny is shown slumped in a dress costume]
Woo! Take it off! [Sam glares at him] No, seriously, you should take that off. That's weird.
[to Danny] Thanks to you, my "Save the Frogs" presentation was a total bust!
And speaking of bust, did you see Danny in that bra? Puse is not your color, pal.
[Casper High School football field; Tucker and Sam are sitting on the bleachers while Sam is wrapped around in a blanket, and feeling sick]
[sneezing twice] I'm sick as a dog and I hate sports. Why am I here?
Because Danny's here and he's got the best seat in the house!
[off-screen] And now, everybody, here they are, your very own Casper High Ravens!
[sarcastically, after being trod on by football team while wearing the mascot costume] Fill in for the mascot. It'll be fun. You'll meet cheerleaders.
[to Danny, as Sayonara Paulina] Hi, I'm Paulina. I'm cute, swell, and full of big-headed anime goodness!
Bye-bye, kitty!
[to the man in the flying car] Hey, slow down, Jeff Gordon! You're going over the speed limit! [looks down] And the height limit!
[after an invisible Tucker pulls several pranks on him] Gulliver's Travels, I'm losing my mind! [Tucker, still invisible, pulls his pants down] And my pants!
[saving a man from the fountain as Desiree is about to grant his wish for a million dollars] Oh, no, you don't!
[materializing from the fountain] Young intruder, you dare to interfere with my spellbinding?!
Money isn't everything. [jumps out of Danny's arms and runs away, screaming]
[facing Desiree] Listen, Desiree, I want you to take away Tucker's ghost powers, pronto!
I cannot. By noon tomorrow, your friend's fate will be sealed. [laughs evilly] His jealousy will transform him forever into the most powerful ghost boy in the world!
Tuck? He's not that jealous. Is he?
More than you know. Tomorrow his jealousy and frustration will cement into rage and rebellion. He will be complete. [starts to fly off, but Danny immediately grabs her by the tail]
[demanding] You change him back!
[threatningly] You dare lay a hand on me?! No man may lay a hand on me unless I wish it!
Yeah? How 'bout a fist?!
We’re only friends on your terms, but now, I make the rules around here. And my first rule is: No more Danny Phantom!
[to Danny] Danny, this is becoming a problem! You're constantly late getting home...
You're shrinking from your chores...
Your grades are slipping...
You're shrinking from your chores...
You already said chores.
I know, but when you don't do 'em, I get stuck with 'em.
I insist you stay.
Well... I don't know. We do have that really cool R.V.
[feigns a sneeze] Let's stay here.
Smooth...
[to Danny] My vultures were supposed to bring me the idiot but you'll do - Danny Phantom, right?
[surprised] You...you know me?
Of course I know you. You're that ghost boy who uses his powers for good. How quaint. Aren't you gonna try to shove me into your ridiculous thermos?
[increasingly scared] I... don't want to fight you?
No. No, you don't. [He fires an ectoplasmic ray, sending Danny flying into a bookshelf]
Get away! [He fires an ecto-blast, which Vlad blocks with a shield]
Ah, an ectoplasmic energy blast. [Danny fires more shots, which he keeps blocking with his shield, yawns] So, year one. Tell me, child. Can you do this yet? [Three clones of himself appear, surrounding Danny]
No! I can't! How are you doing all this?
Years of practice. Which you, unfortunately, have no time for! [They all fire ecto-blasts at Danny, who falls to the floor. Danny then phases out into the hallway, unconscious. Vlad, too, phases into the hall when Danny transforms back to human]
The Ghost Boy... is Jack's son?! [Turns back into his human form, too] Well, what do you know?
[about Jack] Okay, I'm officially mortified.
What took so long?
Skulker! How did you get back in your exo-skeleton?
The glowing blade is new.
You like it? I've had some upgrades!
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