Dan and Elise in “The Telemarketer”

Man, I hate that guy! And how could you ditch me in my moment of need? He's trying to make me crazy, you know.

You mean crazy-er?

He clearly doesn't know who he's messing with!

Uh-huh.

[angrily] YOU HEAR ME IN THERE!? YOU CAN'T DRIVE ME MAD! I LAUGH AT YOU! [laughs angrily] YOU COME DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW SO I CAN BITE YOU! RARH! RARH! [grumbling to himself until Chris and Elise head to the car]

Bite his face off, that’s what I’ll do.

Calm down, Dan. Listen, I made it look like I was ditching you, but really I was sneaking away so I could-

You don’t need to explain. It’s like I told Chris when I was driving to your wedding. [Chris saddened] “Don’t marry Elise. She’s a jerk!”

What?! Okay, you are going to have to beg, and I mean BEG, on bended knee for me to help you now!

When the devil goes ice-skating, missy.

Some friends! Don’t expect my help when the people yout sent to jail for six months come back for revenge!