Dan, Chris and others in “Stupidity”

[takes out the fire ant farm from the box] Yes, my pretties. Soon you will have a target for your horrible, painful bites. Yesss.

I'm going to make sure this thing works. [he plugs the fryer as he and Dan quickly hide as the Governor of California comes]

[whispering] He's coming! Get ready!

[he gets the fryer from the Governor of California's desk but he realizes that his butt is on fire] Oh, no. [he runs around in circles] Ahh! Ahhh! I'm on fire! Help me!

I'm on it, buddy! [he uses the fire extinguisher to spray Chris but he misses] When are you going to learn to hold still!? [shocked as there is fire ants on his fire] You were supposed to be on MY side! Ow! I'll teach you to bite me, you little pests! Ow! Ow! [he hits himself with a stick while Chris is running around as the Governor of California comes in his office]

[on the phone] Our work in America is finished. Pack up. We're moving all stupidity operations to China. Pardon me.

[gets tripped by the Governor of California] Wahhh-oof! [as fire is off him] Thank you.

You’re quite welcome. There's a garden hose out back. You can wash the ants off.

[voiceover] I'll get you for this!

Highly unlikely! Good day. [leaves his office]

I spent 10 months undercover and you ruin it in one day. Do you have any idea of what this investigation cost the taxpayers?

A lot?

I'm out of here. Dancing Shadow.

Agent Bro-Face. How are you? Okay, I guess. I know what will make you feel better. Let's get you some deep-fried bacon.