[Dan and Chris are in the storage room]
Dan
There has to be something here we can use as a weapon.
Chris
I'm just seeing a lot of video games. Most of which I own.
Dan
Ah, ha! [picks up the fire ant farm] New plan. We tie the Governor down and put fire ants down his pants until he agrees to stop making us dumber. Ooh! Ooh! What did you find? A weapon?
Chris
[picks up a mini-fryer] A mini-fryer!
Dan
A what?
Chris
It's a portable deep-fat fryer! This is really going to take my eating game to the next level.
Dan
Come on, let's get back to the Governor's office so we can ambush him.
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