Chris, Dan and others in “Stupidity”

I think I'm going with a double order of mozzarella sticks, some onion rings, and a large fries. Hey, when it gets here, time me!

[furious] Ugh! For the last time, no!

An athlete needs a support network, Dan. Don't you want to me my athletic supporter?

Don’t make this weird!

I need to find out if I have what it takes. I mean, I'm a pretty gifted amateur, but some of these guys have been training since childhood.

There he is!

And that's why, back on the farm, they used to-

So, Governor, we meet again.

Your majesty.

We're here to talk to you about concerns we have regarding the growing stupidity epidemic.

Well, heh, I always have time for constituents.

Okay, first off, Chihuahuas are not real dogs.

I agree.

So anyone who purchases one should be thrown in jail.

I'll have to take a look at the polling on that one.

Second, we can't cut education any further. We're falling behind the rest of the world in math and science at an alarming rate.

Good. Science is for nerds. And hypocrites.

What?

Scientists. You know they say Pluto's not even a planet anymore? We're down a planet because of them! Do you have any idea what effect that will have on our economy?

Uh no. What?!

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm late for Humongobots 6.

Are you kidding me?!

Oh, I never joke about Humongobots, son. I saw the first 5. Or maybe I saw one of 'em 5 times. [laughs] I'm not sure!

You are part of the problem!

Why do you hate America?

I don't hate America, I love America! That's why I want to make it better!

You can't improve on perfection! I read that on the inside of an iced tea bottle cap! USA! USA!

USA! USA! USA! USA!