Dan, Agent Bro-face and others in “Stupidity”

I demand to see the Governor.

Whizza-what?

The Governor!

Happy-pologies, scuba tank. No doma. Yerba mat-tay.

This is going nowhere. I think physical violence is our only recourse.

Agreed.

Hey! Don't squeezy the cheesy, bro faces!

[angrily] I WANT TO SEE THE GOVERNOR!

Uh, maybe I can help you with that. [laughs]

Finally.

You're Eminence.

What are you doing?

I don't know what the correct greeting is for a governor. Do you curtsy?

So, uh, why are you assaulting my work release volunteer?

That is not important. I am a constituent and I have some grievances. Which you, as an elected official, are legally required to listen to and resolve.

I don't think he's legally-

Of course, son. I'd, well, I'd love to hear your complaints.

Thank you. First of all-

Just e-mail them to my office and I promise they'll be read.

[yelling] BY WHOM, THIS GUY?!

Like I can read.

That's not good enough. I demand immediate and comprehensive attention.

Oh I can do that.

Hey! Let go! Ow! Well, I'm sure not voting for that guy again.