Chris, Dan and others in “The Wedding”

Oh yes, thank you. [eats the shrimp puffs]

There's no time for that!

There's always time for shrimp puffs.

I need you to tell the Best Man there's a telephone call for him.

Mine. Sir, there's a telephone call for you.

Hurry back, we're all waiting to hear your Best Man toast.

[to a lady who walks up to him] Get your own!

There's my bridesman!

Hortence, I need to talk to you. [using the microphone] Actually, I need to talk to all of you. I may not be the Best Man, but I'm the only man for this job.

Hello Dan, nice to see you! I heard you were going to be in our wedding!

You sir are a fraud!

What?!

Dan! We're NOT making a scene, remember? We're leaving. As soon as I'm done with these canapes.

Dan, what are you doing?

I'm sorry, Hortence, but you can't marry Jeremiah Burger. He's been lying to you.

I most certainly have not!

He has, and I have proof. [shows Hortence and Jeremiah a picture] Ladies and gentlemen of the wedding, Jeremiah Burger has been married, not once, not twice, but 6 times! So, come on. You can cry on my shoulder in the car.

Did you think I didn't know that!

Uh, what?

I've met all of his exes. We're friends. That's them right there! [pan to Jeremiah's exes]

Oh.

This really is unacceptable behavior. Especially from a bridesmaid.

Sheesh. Try to help someone out, and this is the thanks you get.

[comes over] I have never been so humiliated in all my life! You ruined my rehearsal dinner! I thought you were my friend.

Hortence, I just need to tell you something before you go through with this. I know you feel the same way about me that I do about you. I I--

[angrily] I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAAAAIN!

That's not how I feel about you!