Dan
[after his face is covered with makeup by Hortence and the girls] You laugh, I attack.
Chris
[laughs] So, how was the bridal shower? [Dan punches him] Stop it! You're getting your makeup on me!
Dan
It's not my makeup! This was done against my will!
Chris
It's a good look for you.
Dan
Not one more word. They rouged me, Chris. I have been rouged! This is war.
Chris
And hey, you've already got your war paint. [Dan punches him]
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