Hortence, Red Girl and others in “The Wedding”

This is the best bridal shower ever, you guys.

You are going to make such a beautiful bride.

I love the china pattern you picked out. Don't you Dan?

Huh? Oh, sure. China pattern. Hortence, have you really thought about what you're doing?

Uh, like, of course.

I mean, there's such a big age difference between you two. Have you read the statistics about these things working out?

Dan!

Or the statistical probability that someone who eats burgers for every meal is going to make it past 50?

Jeremiah's as healthy as a horse.

And why is he marrying someone so much younger, anyway? I think he's hiding something. Maybe you should call off the wedding until you figure out what it is. Just sayin'.

Oh, he's doing a roast! [laughs] How funny!

Oh! Okay. For a second there, I thought you were being really mean for no reason.

I was just pointing out-

You know what we should do? Give Dan a makeover!

What? No.

Yes!

Too much fun!

[voiceover] I DON'T WANT A MAKEOVER!