Mall Santa
I'm pretty sure he started it.
Dan
[angrily] PERJURY! He was
Darla
Quiet! If this had happened in front of the children, none of you would work as seasonal holiday employees ever again. I am very disappointed in all of you.
Chris
Uh, ma'am? I wasn't involved.
Darla
YOU were a full minute late coming back from lunch! You're the worst of the lot.
Dan
You really are.
Darla
Now back to work. And no more trouble, or they won't find your bodies until the fake snow melts.
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