[Dan and Chris are having their interviews for their seasonal job]
Darla
Resumes, please.
[Dan and Chris give the interviewer their resumes]
Dan
I demand the role of Santa. To prepare, I spent last night in a chimney.
Darla
Ooh. I've already got my Santa. But I do have a couple of jobs I think you gentlemen would be perfect for.
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