[at the end, Dan and Chris end up getting sick after they came home from Canada during an avalanche]
Elise
[checks Chris' temp] Oh, 102.
Dan
[on the phone, sick] Chris, get over here. Make me some soup.
Chris
Who's that? [hangs up]
Elise
Telemarketer. I'm going to get you some more tea.
Dan
[after Chris hung up on him] Chicken noodle. Maybe some beef broth. Hello?
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