[Dan is at home and makes a phone call to Chris while he's at the park with Elise]
Chris
Hello.
Dan
I'M COVERED IN SYRUP!
Chris
Who is this?
Dan
Get over here right now. We're going to war with Canada. [falls to the floor sticky as a split screen closes]
Elise
What's going on with Dan? Did he say something about syrup?
Chris
Yes. He's covered in it. Now he wants revenge on Canada.
Elise
Oh, that Dan.
Chris
Always covered in something.
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