[Dan and Chris confront Dr. Pullum]
Stop right there, madman!
Try a little Novocain! [he shocks Chris]
Oh, no, I'm going numb.
Now you're gonna get it!
Not likely, I'm afraid. I call this the excruciator! [he shocks Dan] Did you really think you could stop me with brute force? I had a feeling about you, Danny.
It's Dan. I'm a grown man with a grown man's needs.
While you were under sedation, I put a device in your dental implant. I can cause you excruciating agony any time I want.
You jerk!
Whoo-hoo! It's one of my many inventions. I believe you're familiar with my enamel-seeking teddy bear. At any rate, I built this base as a test facility for my latest project. You see, I want even more than to just cause pain to countless children.
Chris, get up!
I can't, I'm all floppy.
My new device, built as the heart of this fortress, will allow me to control the mind of anyone who's ever had a filling, crown, root canal, or bridge! It will be finished tomorrow, and then I shall rule the WORLD! [evilly laughs] And now our little game has come to an end. For what's it worth, you were the only one to figure me out. It's a shame I must destroy you now. Goodbye, Danny!
The name is Dan! [he throws his dental teddy bear to break Dr. Pullum's teeth which causes Dr. Pullum to whine, he then steps on the remote and crushes it] Ha! Brought low by your own nefarious device!
My teeth! My beautiful teeth! [his teeth breaks as Dan hits the emergency button] No!
Self-destruct activated. 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
[while the machine countdowns to destruction, Dr. Pullum quickly leaves while Dan grabs Chris' feet as the two head out]
Ow, ooh, ow!
You're so heavy.
Sorry.
Have a nice day, goodbye.
[Dr. Pullum's hideout explodes thanks to Dan]
[satisfied] Now that's what I call tooth decay!
Ha.
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