Dan and Chris in “The Dentist”

Stupid dentist! He did this on purpose! What a jerk! He'll get his!

Right now?

Of course not right now, I'm in horrible pain!

Okay, but I don't see how this is the dentist's fault.

Obviously he gave me the teddy bear because he knew this would happen!

He knew you'd break your tooth on it? How?

Don't you get it? It's part of his plot to keep me coming back!

Decades later?

He's a long-term strategist. And he's playing 4th-dimensional chess, and we're his ball of string!

I think you're mixing up games.

Go fish! I'm in horrible pain!

Well, it worked. I mean, you've got to see a dentist about your tooth.

And play into their hands?

What other option do you have?

We're going to fix it ourselves.

We? You mostly.

I can't see inside my own mouth.

I'm not a dentist.

Exactly.

So I can trust you.

Kind of.

I'm not putting my hand in your mouth. You're a biter. [he leaves but Dan stops him]

You're helping, so shut up!