Receptionist, Dan and others in “The Dentist”

Hey, Danny! Welcome back! Let's update your forms.

[walks away] It's "Dan" and I'm a grown man with grown man needs.

Hey! I'll be over here. [sits down and read a book along with a little boy until Dan shows up] She was cute.

She hates me.

Were you rude to her?

No! A little.

Only a little. Wow- that's a big step for you. You should ask her out.

Absolutely not! She's in league with the devil, a.k.a. my dentist.

[voiceover] Danny, we're ready for you now.

Call me "Danny" again and you'll be sorrier than you've ever been in your miserable worthless, tooth-scraping life.

Your son is weird.

He really is.

Unhand me, wench!

Sir, please quit struggling.

Why, so you can put me under and steal my kidneys? I'm not going to wake up in a bathtub full of ice.

Well, hello, Danny. Nice to see you again.

You!

Shall we take a looksee?

You can take a looksee at my fist, toothjacker.

Now, let's just calm down. I promise I'll only look, okay? [looks at Dan's teeth] Oh, dear. Been some time since you've been in for a visit. How'd you break your tooth?

You know darn well it was your trap bear.

Well, let's start with a simple cleaning. It won't hurt a bit, I promise.

Wait! No, no! Get away from me! [he freaks out while Chris and the kids feel embarrassed] Oh, my goodness! Ow! Help! Chris, save me!

Mama, I'm scared!

No, no, I'm sure he's fine, dear.

Oh! Please, just kill me! [the baby cries] Chris, help! I'm not going in there! [Chris goes out of the lobby to check on Dan] Oh, it burns! It burns!

How's it going?

We haven't done anything yet. Haven't even touched him!

I know what you're planning! Chris, quick! Knock him unconscious! [the receptionist covers his mouth] Hey, wanna go to a movie with me?

Was he like that last time?

He was smaller.