Chris and Dan in “The Dentist”

Well, that was one of the worst experiences in my lifetime of bad experiences. You were unconscious for most of it.

I had nightmares the whole time. It was horrible, I dreamt I was at the dentist's office getting my teeth fixed.

At least your tooth is fixed. Oh, before I forget, the hygienist said you have to come back next week.

What?

Yeah, apparently you have a cavity they couldn't fill before the gas wore off.

Oh! Now do you see what the dentist does?

Fix teeth? He fixes teeth, Dan.

Every time he fixes something, he breaks something else, like a crooked auto mechanic. It's how he keeps people coming back.

You haven't been back since you learned to tie your shoes.

And now twice in 1 week! Don't you think that's suspicious?

Not really.

Well, it is! And I'm gonna get him for it!

Oh, what's your plan?

We're gonna kidnap the dentist. Then you're gonna hold him down while I drill a hole in his face!

Wow, I am so not okay with that.

Oh, come on. You said you'd help.

Look, I'm watching a movie with Elise in, like, an hour. Can I drop you off at home?

Quisling.

If I knew what that meant, would I be offended?

Probably.