[Dan is kicking Chris' seat at the car]
All this driving is making me sleepy. Dan! Stop, kicking my seat all right?
Dan. [speaking gibberish]
Something on your mind, Dan?
How come she gets to sit in the front seat?
Because that's our car.
That's not fair! This is madness! What is she even doing here?
You're not the only one with a grudge against New Mexico, Dan.
[Elise has a flashback of her being a little kid at New Mexico, road runners are surrounding her, taking away her cotton candy, and a cactus popping her balloon]
My cotton candy! NEW MEXICOOOO!!!
[Elise's flashback ends]
Hello? I asked what it did to you?
I don't want to talk about it.
You can't say something like that and not follow up. Chris, back me up on this. Chris!
[Chris is sleeping on the driver's seat and Elise steers the wheel as vehicles drive by]
[while Dan helps him open his eyes] This is not necessary.
It really is.
Come on, we're in the desert. My eyes are drying out.
Blink.
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