[Dan and Chris are at a library]
Dan
None of this is helping!
Chris
Shh!
Dan
Don't shush me. You don't shush me! NOBODY SHUSHES ME!
Chris
Shh! [Dan hits him with a book] Shh! [Dan hits him with a book again, then Dan ends up getting in a fight with Chris, and the librarians throw Dan and Chris out of the library] Well, that's the first time I've ever been thrown out of a library.
Dan
You get used to it.
Chris
Now what? You still need information.
Dan
Don't be stupid. We go to a different library.
Chris
[stomach growls] I need lunch first.
Dan
It's 10:00 in the morning.
Chris
It's 12:00 somewhere.
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