Elise and Chris in “New Mexico”

Okay, I've got the granola, some fruit, Okay, I've got the granola, some fruit, a 6 pack of fennel juice, and Dan's peanut brittle.

Did he give you money for that?

No, but don't worry. I have enough.

I got chips, some crunchy Cheese Wads, some chewy Cheese Wads, chocolate soda-

Chris.

Some fizzle sticks, Cocoa Blasters.

Chris, remember what we talked about?

Which time?

About eating healthier.

Oh, it doesn't count if we're on a road trip. Does it?

It does.

Oh. Alright. Alright, then I'll only get one thing.

Thank you. I only worry about your health because I love--

Yes! Milk shake machine! I choose milk shakes

Okay.

With cookies in them.

Chris.

It's still one thing if the cookies are inside the milk shake.

Okay, but we're having salad for dinner.

...Dan said we were having burgers.

If Dan jumped off a cliff, would you? [Chris thinks about it] Chris!

[stammers] I mean, it depends.

Don't jump off a cliff!

Well, I wasn't planning on it.

But if Dan jumped, you would? [Chris thinks about it] CHRIS!