Dan, Chris and others in “New Mexico”

Hey, Magellan, the books are that away.

I want to ask that librarian. Maybe he can help you find what you're looking for.

Help us? For free?

That's what they do.

Well, doesn't hurt to try, I guess.

May I help you?

I doubt it.

May I help you, sir?

Yes. We're looking for information on New Mexico.

Right over there between the 900s and the 908s.

He's talking in code! GET HIM! [he tries to get the librarian but Chris stops him]

It's not code, Dan. It's the Dewey Decimal System.

Which is a code!

Well, yes, but- but it's a benign one.

So he's just talking about books?

He is a librarian.

Hey, buddy, don't you think we've tried all the normal books?

We need some specific information.

How do we hurt New Mexico?

Why would you want to do that?

It's personal.

Personal vendettas against states? Sure. Right over there in the do-it-yourself section.

Thank you, good sir. I- wait a minute! Drop the attitude, pal! We're customers. I told you this guy couldn't help us.

I didn't say that. I can help you, but I want something in return.

Aw, I just knew it. Librarians are jerks.

Let's hear him out.

You see that goon over there? He's got a new girlfriend.

So?

It's my wife.

Uh, we- you know, we really only came in for a book.

You want help with something, I want help with something.

And this guy just mulls around your library?

Silently mocking me.

The gall!