[after Dan's car got crashed]
Dan
[sees his car destroyed] You did not.
Terrifi-Guy
My bad, citizen.
Dan
BAD?! The Bubonic Plague was "bad"! THIS IS AN ATROCITY!
Terrifi-Guy
Not to worry. Most insurance covers superhero-related damages. [flies away]
Dan
I don't have insurance! Get back here! SUPERHEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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