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S3 E11

Dan Vs. · Season 3, Episode 11

Chris, Dan and others in “The Superhero”

[Terrifi-Guy crashes into Elise's garage full of hot sauce]

Chris

Wait, how did a car accent hurt him?

Dan

It wasn't the car accident. I've covered your entire garage in hot sauce!

Elise

You did what!?

Dan

Yeah, it's his only weakness for some reason. Now let's kick him while he's down!

Elise

There are other places you could put hot sauce! Like your apartment! Or a park! Or a hot sauce factory!

Terrifi-Guy

The secret of my weakness will die with you.

Dan

[strangling] It was on TV! Chris Boy! Help!

Chris

I don't want to be Chris Boy anymore. In fact, I never wanted to be Chris Boy!

Dan

You're right! This is a job for Steel Scorpion!

Chris

Well that's more like it! Stinger attack!

Terrifi-Guy

Unhand me, simpletons!

Dan

Taste my spicy vengeance! [he feeds him hot sauce]

Terrifi-Guy

Stop you don't know what you're doing! I could lose my powers forever!

Chris

He's still super strong!

Elise

Actually, that's normal strong!

Dan

Steel Scorpion, hold him!

[Terrifi-Guy and Chris keep fighting until Dan pulls down the lever which spills a container full of hot sauce covering them in it]

Terrifi-Guy

No!! I'm losing my powers!

Chris

It's in my eyes!

Elise

Okay, that's quite enough of that. [sprays water at Dan, Chris, and Terrifi-Guy who is now reduced to a scrawny weakling]

Dan

Ha ha! Now Terrifi-Guy, do you see what-

[Elise sprays Dan]

Elise

That's for messing my garage.

Terrifi-Guy

[high-pitched voice] Do you know what you've done? I have lost my super powers! You haven't seen the last of me, Dr. Jerk! I will get my powers back somehow, and you will be sor-

[Elise grabs Terrifi-Guy]

Terrifi-Guy

Hey! Quit it! Let go!

[Elise throws Terrifi-Guy out the garage]

Elise

All righty. Bub-bye!

Dan

Good riddance, I say! The city doesn't need you. It has all the superhero it needs... Dan Man!

Chris

And Steel Scorpion!

Dan

Just Dan Man! I'll take it from here.

[Elise sprays Dan again]

Elise

You're not going anywhere until this garage is spotless!

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