Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 quotes

You surprised me. I had no idea it would be that revolting.

Did you get a chance to pick up those beans? I'm really low on coffee.

Larry

You know, I went, and there was a lot of traffic, and I got stuck in traffic, and by the time I got there - I went all the way over there - the store was closed so I couldn't get them.

So you didn't get the beans?

Larry

No. I didn't get the beans.

So you didn't do me the favor?

Larry

I attempted to do you the favor. I tried to do you the favor. What are you talking about?

No. An attempt is not a favor.

Larry

What? It is a favor. It is a favor. That's as good as a favor. The effort was there.

What did you come back with, though?

Larry

The store was closed.

Driving to a coffee place is not a favor.

Where did I bring the jumper cable? Halfway to your office, or to your office?

Mocha Joe has nothing to show for your supposed favor.

Larry

I know.

You have jumper cables. What does he got?

Exactly.

He's got a guy who's got a story about traffic.

Thank you, Jerry.

You're welcome, Mocha Joe.

Larry

Come on! I did a lot for Mocha Joe.

Mocha Joe doesn't need people driving around for him. He needs coffee.

Larry

Whatever happened to E for effort, Jerry? E for effort? You people think about that! E for effort!

F for favor!

C for coffee!

So "Duberstein" - that's a Jewish name, right? - Yes, it is.

Leon

I was adopted by some lovely Jews.

- And you were bar mitzvahed? - Oh, yeah yeah.

Leon

Three times.

Leon

The last time was a few months ago in Atlantic City.

But I thought you only got bar mitzvahed once. You know, when you're 13 years old?

Leon

- No no no no, you misunderstood.

- What?

Leon

It's once every 13 years, you know.

Leon

You got to recharge the mitzvah, so you always keep your mitzvah kind of full, at capacity.

Leon

"Capacitme" Mitzvah capacity!!