Did you get a chance to pick up those beans? I'm really low on coffee.
You know, I went, and there was a lot of traffic, and I got stuck in traffic, and by the time I got there - I went all the way over there - the store was closed so I couldn't get them.
So you didn't get the beans?
No. I didn't get the beans.
So you didn't do me the favor?
I attempted to do you the favor. I tried to do you the favor. What are you talking about?
No. An attempt is not a favor.
What? It is a favor. It is a favor. That's as good as a favor. The effort was there.
What did you come back with, though?
The store was closed.
Driving to a coffee place is not a favor.
Where did I bring the jumper cable? Halfway to your office, or to your office?
Mocha Joe has nothing to show for your supposed favor.
I know.
You have jumper cables. What does he got?
Exactly.
He's got a guy who's got a story about traffic.
Thank you, Jerry.
You're welcome, Mocha Joe.
Come on! I did a lot for Mocha Joe.
Mocha Joe doesn't need people driving around for him. He needs coffee.
Whatever happened to E for effort, Jerry? E for effort? You people think about that! E for effort!
F for favor!
C for coffee!
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