[Marty is meeting Larry and Jeff at the Palestinian chicken restaurant] Shalom. You know, I thought all last night, 'If Rabin can break bread with Arafat, I can have chicken at this antisemitic shithole.'
Okay. That's just not gonna work.
Yeah, that's no good.
What's not gonna work?
The yarmulke.
Yeah.
I can't go in with wearing this yarmulke?
You're just shoving it in their faces.
Let's go in.
No no no no no no. It's far too cocky a move.
What is this, a raid on Entebbe? Let's just kind of walk in casually.
What? Proud Jews wear yarmulkes.
Yeah. Be proud here in the parking lot. You don't need to be proud in there.
Let's just go in and sit down.
Take it off. Take it off.
I'm not doing anything-
Take it off.
Don't you dare go after my-
Huh? Come on, take it-
Don't you reach for that. Don't you ever touch that. No, don't ever grab my yarmulke. Give it to me. Don't ever grab my yarmulke, ever. How dare you?! Don't ever touch my yarmulke. Do you understand?
What the hell was that? We're gonna go eat without you.
Good. Who needs you? Get-- get out of here!
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