[Larry calls his dental hygienist after she left him a message to call her]
Get together? You and me? Really?
DH Dalilah the Hygienist
Am I being too forward? Because...[whispering] when you were at the office, you gave me the tongue sign.
Tongue sign? Pshh...I...I was just really trying to get cotton out my mouth. [laughs]
So I don't get it, why me?
DH Dalilah the Hygienist
I don't know, you remind me of my college history teacher.
Was he an avuncular, bald Jew?
[After being interrupted]
DH Dalilah the Hygienist
So...where were we?
[Speaking to Jeff later on]
She calls me just out of the blue. Out of the blue, it's all set up. It's all set up. For next Thursday.
Can I do this? Is it wrong?
You’re never gonna get another opportunity like this for the rest of your life, you have to do this. It’s a gift from your wife, she wants you to do it.
It’s my tenth anniversary present.
It’s your tenth anniversary present. You have to do it.
I hope I can do it. She’s fierce.
Ok, at first I thought it was my imagination but you’re talking really gay. [Larry gives him a confused look] No, no, no, really gay.
“Fierce”? Where does “fierce” come from? And everything is this and that. [making effeminate hand gestures] You know, what do you think?
Steve the choreographer says it all the time.
Steve the choreographer, you’ve been spending a lot of time with him?
I probably picked up some of his mannerisms.
Some!? All! You’re him! You’re him! You’re Steve the gay choreographer. You’ve become Steve the gay choreographer.
[Talking to Jeff at Leo Funkhouser’s funeral after looking in the open casket] My 5-wood’s in there.
[Jeff walk over and looks in the casket. He sees a golf club in the casket then walks back over to Larry]
What the fuck is my 5-wood doing in the casket?
He probably wanted to be buried with his golf club.
Sven must have put it in there, probably, on purpose.
That’s a horrible thing to do.
That club's irreplaceable, it’s 10 years old, they don’t make it anymore!
[Pauses] You got your clubs in your trunk?
[Larry stares at Jeff for a few seconds before Jeff realizes Larry is suggesting they replace it with Jeff’s 5-wood]
Because I like the way mine feels.
Your club I can get at any other store in the country-
Why should this guy be buried in eternity with my club? That’s not fair! I’ll buy you a new club!
The exact same one! And it better have the same feel.
[Larry is heard screaming and is then seen running out of Jeff and Suzie's bathroom in his underwear]
[Cheryl, Jeff and Suzie are all speechless]
DH Dalilah the Hygienist
Hello?
Hey Dalilah, it's Larry David
DH Dalilah the Hygienist
[in a soft voice] Hi, Larry...
Hmm, sorry, but...I'm not gonna be able to make it tonight.
DH Dalilah the Hygienist
[disappointed] Why not...?
[Dalilah hangs up on him]
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