[Talking to Jeff at Leo Funkhouser’s funeral after looking in the open casket] My 5-wood’s in there.
What?
Go see for yourself!
[Jeff walk over and looks in the casket. He sees a golf club in the casket then walks back over to Larry]
Oh my god!
What the fuck is my 5-wood doing in the casket?
He probably wanted to be buried with his golf club.
Sven must have put it in there, probably, on purpose.
That’s a horrible thing to do.
That club's irreplaceable, it’s 10 years old, they don’t make it anymore!
I’m so sorry. I’m sorry.
[Pauses] You got your clubs in your trunk?
Yeah.
[Larry stares at Jeff for a few seconds before Jeff realizes Larry is suggesting they replace it with Jeff’s 5-wood]
No. No.
Why?
Because I like the way mine feels.
Your club I can get at any other store in the country-
But I like the feel!
Why should this guy be buried in eternity with my club? That’s not fair! I’ll buy you a new club!
The exact same one! And it better have the same feel.
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