[at a baby shower]
BDBetty Dusenberry
This is from the Davids? Oh, it's a doll!
It's a mulatto! [everyone is silent] No good?
BDBetty Dusenberry
..Bi-racial is what we call it usually.
Bi-racial. Huh, what do you know about that?
“The Surrogate” · Season 4, Episode 7
In this episode: Larry David (3), Wanda (1)
[Larry calls Irving to apologize for criticizing his peanut-cashew health mix]
ISIrving Schwimmer's machine
This is Irving Schwimmer. Please leave a message at the tone.
Hi, Mr. Schwimmer, this is Larry David. I just wanna say..
[a car hits Larry's car from behind, he looks back and yells]
You fucking asshole! What's your fucking problem you prick? Jesus!
Let me ask you a question. You've slept with a lot of white men, a lot of black men, I'm sure? Is there any discernable difference?
What?!
Let me rephrase that! Let me rephrase that!
Yeah, rephrase it!
Uhm, is there any discernable difference between a white man and a black man, you know..[points at his crotch and indicates "size" with his hands]
Why would you ask me something like that, Larry?
My friend wants to know. Why? What's the big deal?
I am NOT gonna answer that!
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